Curried Cauliflower Couscous (say that 5 times fast)
Cauliflower couscous (also called cauliflower rice) is an example of something I'd never heard of before, but now realize that tons of people eat it. Voluntarily! Even despite the fact it makes my house super smelly for an hour or two after making it, I really like it. It tastes like rice to me. And it's very fast to make--definitely faster than rice! I've never liked cauliflower but I realized that's because I only ever had it in frozen mixed vegetables. Duh, of course I didn't like it.
So--take a head of cauliflower, break off as many florets as you want and put them into a blender or food processor, and pulse it a few times quickly so that it's very finely chopped, with the consistency of couscous or rice. Don't blend it so much that it purées.
Then you can sauté it or roast it. I like roasting it. Spray down a cookie sheet with olive oil, add the cauliflower, spray it again, add salt and pepper, and roast 10 minutes or so at 400 degrees. Stir with a spatula or wooden spoon, turn up the heat to 425, and roast for another 10 minutes, checking once in a while. For my purposes I think it's done when it starts browning a little on the edges.
And my favorite way to flavor it (although salt and pepper are just fine--also there are all kinds of other ways, like adding cilantro and lime, or garlic and butter, or whatever sounds good):
-Finely chop an onion. Sauté the onion in olive oil, with some salt and pepper, for several minutes until the onion pieces are translucent and very droopy = caramelized. I don't think you can cook an onion for too long. The droopier, the better (IMO), because it's sweeter.
-Add some chopped garlic. Stir and cook for a minute or less.
-Add lots of delicious curry powder. (To taste. I add a lot. I just sprinkle it straight from the thing.)
-Mix it up with the cauliflower. TA-DA!
I like to put this on top of wilted spinach (put a gigantic handful of spinach on a plate and microwave it for 1 minute until it looks like a normal human-sized portion), and top it all off with a fried egg. Yum! It practically took longer to type this all out than it takes to put the meal together. #winning











