Thursday, November 29, 2012

The files


Me: What is this a picture of?
Ida: That's me putting jam on the moon.

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Theo: You would get all covered up with a huge Band-Aid, all over your body.
Ida: No, lots and lots of LITTLE TEENY Band-Aids all over my body.

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Ida: Mom, you can see these pink things on my feet--that means my socks are on.

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Ida: This is going to be a bat that haunts the night.

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Me: That's a lot of chips, Ida.
Ida: I'm going to eat some, so it won't be so many.

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Theo: Mom, I'm going to smell these jeans and see if they're clean or not.

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Theo: I wasn't able to toast my bread. I toasted it, but it was staying wiggly.

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Ida: I don't WANNA do ballet, I wanna do WRESTLING!

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Ida: I want to eat something that moves.
Me: What? What does that mean?
Ida: Something that moves with a knife, like cream cheese on a bagel.

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Ida: I want to sleep in the trash can tonight.
Theo: If you sleep in the trash can you might have bad dreams.


Among other things.

4 comments:

grannybabs said...

Miss those great kids!!

Phoebe said...

I hate the realization that someday my day-to-day life just won't be as funny as it is now.

Alisha said...

Eric and I are both laughing out loud.

Erin said...

Thanks for the laughs! I love that Ida wants to do wrestling, ha! You've inspired me to keep better track of those cute, random sayings.

Your kids are just beautiful. Hope you all had a wonderful Christmas :)

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