Tuesday, September 25, 2012

From the files


Me: Lars has a messy diaper.
Ida (shrugging): Sorry.

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Ida: Theo calls this guy "Poopy," but I call him "Steve."

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Me: Are you sure you don't want to wear this dress? It's really cute.
Ida: And you really want me to wear it. But I'm not going to.

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Ida: Sydney said in class that her dad is teaching her how to snore. Because she doesn't know how, but he does.

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Theo: I don't want to be alone in the kitchen.
Me: Sometimes I like to be alone. Why don't you want to be alone?
Theo: Because I'm not big enough like you yet.

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Me: Ida, did you talk to anyone at preschool today?
Ida: I went on the seesaw with Lexi.
Me: How fun! Did you talk to her?
Ida: No, I just looked at her. But it's okay to look at people.
Me: Yeah, that's fine.
Ida: If there was a sign with a picture of someone looking at people, and a circle around it with a line through it, then that would mean no looking at people and it wouldn't be okay.
Me: Yeah, I guess it wouldn't.


7 comments:

grannybabs said...

Where do these kids get their lines? They are great!!

Hester said...

I tried to pick a fav but I love them all.

heath said...

I am choking on my fruit snacks reading these. Your Ida is hilarious (I love that there's a real possibility in her mind that there might be a "no looking at people" sign).

heath said...

I am choking on my fruit snacks reading these. Your Ida is hilarious (I love that there's a real possibility in her mind that there might be a "no looking at people" sign).

Katie said...

Cleve little Ida!

Where did you put that chalk board at your house? I don't recognize it?

susan said...

I sure wish that Ida would talk in Sunbeams. She is hilarious! Now I will always wonder what is going on in her head. :)

Talai said...

Your kids are just the cutest! That Ida cracks me up.

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