Hot Cross Buns

For dinner I'm making a Deluxe Pizza.

Well, it's more of a frozen cheese pizza with lots of stuff stuck on to make it more nutritious (around here we're fans of ham, pineapple, broccoli, spinach, tomatoes, basil, oregano, and basically whatever else is in the fridge. I'm also a big fan of corn on pizza. Try it, it's good). I guess that counts as deluxe. Actually it does say "DELUXE" on the wrapper (Western Family brand). Hey, that's just the kind of Sunday dinner you're going to have to expect in my house sometimes.

I was perusing the list of ingredients on the back of the wrapper before popping my deluxe pizza into the oven when I noticed the CAUTION label appended to the cooking directions:

"CAUTION: Product may be hot after cooking."

What the heck.

Not that we as a frozen pizza demographic are necessarily a bunch of geniuses, but really.