(Pausing to pray before drawing a playing card) “Please help this card to be a 7… and make everything ok… and thank you for your service.”
(Lying on the ground on an extremely humid night) “I could just go to bed here because the whole world is like a blanket.”
“If Dad is my dad… then Jesus is my… great-grandfather?”
“Do you know what I want to be when I grow up? A person who takes tiles off of roofs. Because it’s super satisfying and you get paid.”
Thank you very much, goodnight everybody!
1 comment:
I do wish I'd kept track of the quotes you kids said over the years. As I recall, they were pretty funny.
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