From the archives

In case you needed more Polly in your life. (DUH, who doesn’t)

It’s been awhile since I posted archival quotes. Here are a few Polly gems.

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Matt: Do you know how to work the CD player?

Polly: I don’t. Because I’m not a daddy.

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Polly words:

“Tasty” (means it tastes bad or spicy)

“Eskited” (excited)

“Disdusting” (disgusting)

“Sungle” (this is a Polly classic since as long as I can remember. Means snuggle)

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I can feel my skin and it keeps me warm!

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Mom, what if you hitted a bad guy, and put some water on him, and a BUNCH of towels?

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Once upon a time there was a little girl named Mom, and she grew up and married a prince named Dad. And they lived in a blue castle- but it was pink, because she liked pink.

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Bones don’t have hair. Yeah, they’re just bald.

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I can’t actually snore. I can’t. I can just sneeze.

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There’s two teachers at lunch lunch, and they’re big, and they’re girls, and they’re humans. But they’re not my teachers.

[lunch lunch = lunch bunch]

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I heared your heart-beep.

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Polly: Pears grow on trees, and carrots grow on trees.

Me: no, carrots grow in the ground.

Polly: NO! You’re tricking me carrots grow on TREES!

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(Hugs on Friday morning after being reunited with Polly—I work late on Thursdays)

Me: I missed you yesterday! What did you do?

Polly: (long pause) ...Wait, which day are you talking about?