April 19th in Numbers

# of times hit "snooze" between 6:30 and 8:00 a.m.: 9

# of minutes late to work: approximately 56

(# of days late to work in the past year: approximately 184)

# of "Happy Birthday" kazoo serenades received from my boss: 1

# of Beach Club Sandwiches eaten: 1

(# of Beach Club Sandwiches eaten in the past year: approximately 184)

# of Chocolate Butter Eggs eaten: 3

# of minutes watched "Paris's Most Shocking" on E!: 10

# of times said, "Oh yeah?": approximately 762

# of David Gray albums now in my collection: 6

# of years now lived: 23

All in all, a good day.